book one


GO TO WAR (with each other)

CLAUDIA: This is the officially true history of the War Between the Tapper Twins. As documented by me, Claudia Tapper—the mature, responsible, and totally innocent half of the Tapper Twins.
REESE: What? That's cray! It totally wasn't a real war.
CLAUDIA: IT WAS A WAR. There was an army!

REESE: Only in MetaWorld. The rest of it was just a big skronking fight....Except for the fish thing. THAT was bad.
CLAUDIA: Not as bad as what you posted on ClickChat.
REESE: Okay! Fine. It was a war. But I won.
CLAUDIA: If by “won,” you mean “lost,” then I agree.